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Ill perform any Steel Panther song available!

Alright, gangbang at the grandparents house it is. Bring your A-Game.

Ok, how did this masterful singing by Goldfish not win Yankee Rose on the first of Feb.
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GOLDFISH

(2/03/15) Lions Den Adult Superstore; Erie, Pennsylvania.
6 singers made it to the kinky Lions Den store for some karaoke and to check out the latest DVDs the Adult Superstore had to offer. One of these people was Licmer yet again. He was eager to get the night started after winning the Gibson Guitar trophy at Bulls Gap for 11pm Madness for the second night in a row.

After he won he told shock to go shovel the track surface because the track sucks, to which shock replied; "why don't you, you regrip everything." A real zinger indeed. Licmer replied, "Regrip my balls, bitch!" The Karaoke night was then ready to kick off.

Another singer who made it was BLS_BW. He came just tocheck out the various BDSM items after reading 50 Shades of Grey, but heard the karaoke and decided to stay for that after making a couple of discrete whip and chain purchases.

The other 3 participants were Fish, BigMac, and AIR_69. 5 Songs were on the menu tonight, so lets get this show on the road.

Firstly was Magic Carpet Ride by Steppenwolf. BW won because he was the only one who actually KNEW the song from his youth.

Next we saw DeadBolt pop in, but he saw us and ran off with as much porn as he could carry, hoping the obnoxious drunk karaoke singers would provide a distraction.

Next Goldfish popped some sick verses from Like a Surgeon by Weird Al. Licmer HATED that Goldfish sung, in fact he even talked to management about having Goldfish kick- er... flushed down the toilet.

Next was Dirt Road Anthem by Jason Aldean. JMAC won this one, kind of. See, when he started to sing Sasha Grey herself walked in and browsed the store. This had every guy drooling except for J-Mac who was somehow able to keep his focus on the song.

Next was Like a Boss by The Lonely Island. Knowing that if any of his fellow competitors won, it would ruin his chances of winning the entire night, Ray(AIR 69) won the song. He said he would go double or nothing if he could perform a bit by bit copy of the next song Goldfish named. Bad move on Ray's part as Goldfish whispered...

..."Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites by Skrillex." since there weren't any lyrics for this song(It's All Toilet Sounds! -Hank Hill) you had to make the sounds with your mouth.

Well, Ray couldn't do it, but BW somehow could and locked the victory. B2 tried to get sympathy from the crowd but couldn't on the grounds of "lack of interest." BW once again showed his surprisingly expansive vocal range tonight and dominated overall. Licmer is working on a brand new microphone from scratch that should improve the karaoke counts in the coming days. Stay tuned.

Good job to BW and the rest of the folks. See you tomorrow night!

i thoroughly dislike being included in this nonsense

Truth be told the only reason you are included in this one was because you live around the area.

Due to technical difficulties, karaoke will not be held until FRIDAY the 6th...

The Greatest Hits of Mike Eskelin's Karaoke has just hit stores and has already sold a stunning 1,000,000 copies! This makes it the number one selling album of all time! Just in case you didn't get out to the store in this terrible midwest weather, you can download it for free!!