There was once a little track called DW CUMBERLAND. Then, with a wave of his magic wand, out comes DW CUMBERLAND 2010. Nice multigroove track that was the site of quite a skirmish. 24, 25, 26, or maybe it was 23. Hell, who’s countin? But a helluva lot of cars showed up at the track to give it a shot. So many that some had to pit in the Wal-Mart parkin lot next door.

So heat 1 had IFRT-007 comin out on top with X-39(RANGER) comin in 2nd. Twins were havin a blast. You do know that they are both in the car during a race don’t ya?? Now ya do. Heat 2 had WFO ICE and BLAZE makin it thru. And heat 3 had BLS FL1ER and VLR 18 pullin it out of their, you know.

Transferring from the b mains were IFRT-RAC and VLR JASON with VLR MCGEE and EXPRESS bringin up the rear. Congrats to WFO-ICE on getting the win in the dash for the pole.50 lap "A"main was set to start but noone could find Starnes. Oh that’s right, hes not in here. My bad. SLAP THE HAND.

We all passed around a bottle of jack that mongo had left in the twin’s car by mistake. On second thought,, that mighta not been too smart. I know where he’s been.

Throw the green flag, and were off! Ice almost missed the start but shot outa his pit just as the flag dropped and took the lead. Next stop, mongo yanked out the cord for the server over at racs on lap 17 so it’s a restart with 33 laps left. Very eventful I must say.

Battles on all 4 corners of the track. But coming off the last turn its VLR-18 with the win!! VLR MCGEE 2nd WFO ICE 3rd. The rest of ya shoulda pulled up yer britches because they whooped up on ya.

18 took off his pants in victory lane and made a lap on his own yellin woo hoo!!!!!!!! the whole time! Twins ended up pretty sweaty so no one was watchin 18 anyhow. Big crowd around the twins for some reason. McGee came up a congratulated 18 on the win but stole the bottle of champagne and ran off.

So there you all have it. A VLR sweep in the a-main. Fun times with fun people.  And that’s all folks.  Mongo out!!       Ps, don’t tell farm about this.