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Monday Night Series 9 years 4 months ago #63647

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Racing tonight @9:00 PM est. Knoxville 2k11, VLR Vent. Please kept your porn volume down to a minimum.
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Ok, I'll make note.
Straight roads are for fast cars, curvy roads are for fast drivers.
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Defaults reign again as BLS_BW wins from the front row in the OTRJ series. Can this be the return of the defaults?

Results
1. BLS_BW
2. JFR_LP
3. ICE_KG
4. BLS_Jmac
5. WFO_39
6. ICE_Matt
7. JFR_Duster
8. XCR_FLy
9. Agoldwank
10. AIM_Bull
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Points after week #2

1. BW - 185
2. LP - 165
3. Ranger -155
4. Jmac -150
4. KG -150
6. Duster -120
7. Bull -110
8. Shock -100
9. MattB -95
10.RB -90
11. FLY -60
12. Gold - 55
13. R. Smith - 50
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I am reposting the schedule since all my posts have gone away like a stack of pancakes put in front of a hungry John Goodman.

Jan 5th- Rodeo
Jan 12th-Knoxville 2k11
Jan 19th-Bloomington
Jan 26th-Harrison
Feb 2nd-Golden Isles 2015
Feb 9th- TBA
Feb 16th-TBA
Feb 23rd-Williams Grove
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Tonight......Live...............Woooooooooo!!! We are in Bloomington. Wooooooooo!!!

Defaults have taken the first 2 races, what Gen 5 driver has what it takes to knock off the old school hustla's. Who's gonna ride space mountain???

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VLR_Shock wins for the second time in this series. Defaults yet again are victoriant. Rejoice.

1. Shock
2.BW
3.Kg
4.Jmac
5. LP
6. Duster
7. DB
8.MattB
9.Heartland....aka Randy Smeltner
10. KK
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Good one, L P ..... It,s Neltner.................

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AND i got 9th............................

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Here are the new points after week 3. Reminder, I will be throwing out your worst week of the series, so you can miss one week and still do good in points.

Next week we travel to Harrison for some Old School fun. Thanks to all who have come out so far.

1. BLS_BW 275
2. JFR_LP 240
3. ICE_KG 235
4. BLS_Jmac 230
5. VLR_Shock 200
6. JFR_Duster 190
7. WFO_Ranger 155
8. ICE_Mattb 150
9. AIM_Bull 110
10. XCR_TM 90
11. BLS_DB 65
12. XCR_FLY 60
13. Heartland 55
13. Goldfish 55
15. ICE_KK21jr 50
15. Rory Smith 50
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All my life I've been called a cheater, hypershifter, wallbanger, 4-eyed faggot, and a nigger. I think winning the first two races I've ran in default lates and default tracks CLEARLY proves that I am not a 4-eyed faggot. So take that haters! Thanks for the race LP.
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I am changing the venue for February 2nd from Cherokee to Golden Isle 2015 to coincide with the opening of F!yers new series in a futile attempt to attract a large car count and more importantly, hot chicks who are into heavyset men who drive imaginary cars on their computer desks.
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VLR_Shock wrote: All my life I've been called a cheater, hypershifter, wallbanger, 4-eyed faggot, and a nigger. I think winning the first two races I've ran in default lates and default tracks CLEARLY proves that I am not a 4-eyed faggot. So take that haters! Thanks for the race LP.


I have sent the replay of the Bloomington race to Karl for further testing. Until such time as when the results are revealed, you are still a cheater, hypershitter, wallbanger, 4 eyed faggot and a nigger.

Also, the commissioner of your flag football league claims you used underinflated footballs and you sit down to pee.

That is all.

Congratulations on you 2 wins so far.

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lastplace wrote:

VLR_Shock wrote: All my life I've been called a cheater, hypershifter, wallbanger, 4-eyed faggot, and a nigger. I think winning the first two races I've ran in default lates and default tracks CLEARLY proves that I am not a 4-eyed faggot. So take that haters! Thanks for the race LP.


I have sent the replay of the Bloomington race to Karl for further testing. Until such time as when the results are revealed, you are still a cheater, hypershitter, wallbanger, 4 eyed faggot and a nigger.

Also, the commissioner of your flag football league claims you used underinflated footballs and you sit down to pee.

That is all.

Congratulations on you 2 wins so far.

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1. Obviously at the Monday Night Series, drivers are proven guilty until found innocent.

2. Dammit, I was voted commissioner this season, and I can tell you first-hand, I do not have underinflated balls. The only reason the you know I sit down to pee is from the hidden cameras you placed in the bathroom stall, and that's illegal.

3. Thank you so much
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I never knew shock was a wallbanger.
Better eat them fuckin vitamins kiddies.

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Nothing to do tonight??? Wife left you for a albino midget??? Come join the exciting world of online racing. The track, Harrison. The time, 8:55 est. The place , VLR Vent. If you're not there, you are either out right gay, or have latent homosexual desires about Burt Reynolds.

Default chassis are 3 for 3 so far. I have a feeling that a Gen 5 might win tonight. I also thought Expendables 3 was a shoe in for at least 8 Oscar nominations, and that Walter Mondale would defeat Reagan in a landslide.
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lastplace wrote: If you're not there, you are either out right gay, or have latent homosexual desires about Burt Reynolds.
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Yeah but you're making it hard to squelch those homosexual desires for Burt Reynolds with that sultry avatar.
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Wait what if I'm an albino midget and now have like 6 guys' wives here to spend all night with? How would I show up then?
A main wins: 151*'

B main wins: 50

C main wins: 5

D main wins: 1

Dash wins: 133

Heat race wins: 339***

Championships: 15*

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Gen 5s get their first win of the season as BLS_BW holds off Shock in a close finish.

Harrison Results

1.bw
2.shock
3.momper
4.lp
5..kg
6.db
7.duster
8.fly
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